damn I'm pale

So I arrived in Sacramento earlier today, and I just have one thing to say - Holy Sweet Fuck its HOT. Its take-5-cold-showers a day hot to me, having lived these last cycles in the Northwest. Everybody else seems to be dealing with it just fine, and they also probably have over twice the amount of Vitamin D in their system as me. Not everyone is tanned, but I think I'm the whitest cracker in the zip code.

Now, off to sushi and Spamalot! I'm so wearing flip flops to the theater... the High Heels of Doom are just going to have to stay in the suitcase.